Wine-Oh Wine Quotes

"Prohibition ? HA ! They tried that in the movies and it didn't work." - Homer Simpson.

"We didn't break free from that pantsy country England by voting! We did it by throwing their stinkin' tea in our American harbour! And why? Because Americans don't like tea. We like coffee. And Americans don't like wine. We like beer. Ice cold. Ice-cold-best-in-a-bottle-but-fine-any-way-you-can-get-it." - Al Bundy